これをうちの父親は盛大に" hold on”だと聞き間違い、でも自分が絶対に正しいので彼が言ったのはhold onだと私は「このぐらいの英語分るようになれよ」と上から言われ(親ですから☆)、「ちがうでこれ OH DARN やで」ってどんだけ言うても「そんな単語しらない」日本人な彼は断固として
「そんな英語ない」と鼻で笑いながらバカにしきって否定してました。
Hello. I am an IT engineer and I speak English and Japanese.
I have some opportunities to read what Japanese people write in English but I sometimes don't get what the point is. Even when writing or speaking in English, they are standing on "the perception of the Japanese language system", which makes their point even unclear. But I read & write in Japanese quite well, so most of the time I understand what they really want to say (although naitive English speakers would never comprehend it).
For this "perception" issue, I think I can give you these following examples:
1. ウエイトレスのセリフ 「こちらが紅茶になります」
=[Translate]=>"This will be tea."(こう言ってしまいがちで、これだと意味が違ってしまう。)
[I think "Here you are." should be fine.]
2.女の子とデートの約束してから言うセリフ(There was a naitive English speaker (female) leaving this comment in YouTube about a wrong usage of English.)
「本当に明日来る?絶対?」
=[Translate]=>"Absolutely?"(やはり意味が違ってしまう。)
[This should be translated as "(You) promise?"]
There are different styles of English. When in Hawaii they speak differently and also when in Australia they have different style of English. (I have never been to neither of the two places, though...) But still, this perception issue is important. We need to follow the English language system. (Dalai Lama's English is following the English language system. That is why many people of different countries can understand his messages.)
I don't know if I'm putting it right, but it's like there are lots of different types of vehicles to produce, which is standing on the foundation of the Newton's Law, etc. I think that in this concept the Japanese style of English can be possible to become one of the standards.
Let me show you how my kid (she's American) was saying when she was little.
"It's mines!" (instead of saying "It's mine!")
"He don't hear me nothing." (instead of saying "He doesn't hear anything I say.")
I also heard back in the U.S. when sone kids (9- or 10-year-olds) were saying something like this:
"The teacher 'brang' this book from the library to let us read."
(This 'brang', of course, should be said 'brought'.)
Oh yeah, here's one sentence I found up there in this article:
"My dad's English is worse than mine."
Some kids might say something like this: "My dad's English is even 'worser'."
So don't be afraid of making mistakes.
http://mixi.jp/view_diary.pl?id=1595821762&owner_id=3894015
This is an article I posted the other day about "Engrish & English."
The theme of that artcle is to "Don't just laugh at Engrish, but understand the Engrish and translate it into English in order to better understand each other."
I wrote it too long. I do apologyze. I personally think that MY ENGLISH IS ALSO A JAPANESE ENGLISH (my parents are Japanese) AND MY GRAMMAR IS NOT PERFECT ALL THE TIME. But I'm writing. So don't be shy. That's the first step to the way for a good standard Japanese English.
You did write a bit too long indeed;p, but it was very very interesting.
I've been teaching English in and around Nagoya for almost 10 years, and for the last few years I have come to think that one of the major issues that most of the Japanese English learners need to deal with is not so much the "technical" part of the language like grammar, vocab and reading but the cutural awareness.
Frankly, or shoud I say luckily, we haven't really had the need to look at and study our own language objectively and comparatively until very recently.
And even now, we don't really have to be able to speak English as long as we live inside this small country, right.
So naturally, not so many people have very clear idea of what it's like and what it takes to learn a foreign language.
An easy-to-spot misbelief will be in those who think they can translate EVERYTHING they can say in Japanese into English and vice versa.
The example you gave above is a great one.
「こちらが紅茶になります」
If you have even a slight idea of what it is like to communicate between two different languages, then you'll see that the first thing you need to do is probably to change the Japanese or to think what this really means in other simple words.
A friend of mine put it amazingly well - we Japanese tend to believe that there is always this one "perfect" answer for everything. you can say that's one of our virtues, but it sure is nothing but an obstacle when it comes to language study. The prefect answer when communicating in English is, if there's such thing, that you build trust and understand each other. English is just a tool. it all boils down to how you use the tool.
I can see your English has a bit of a Japanese "twist", Bert.
;)
has it been acquired through living here for so long, or is it how and where you were brought up??
Yes, I agree. Making it simple should be the first thing to do for the Japanese. Many of them write it long like I could see on Japanese T-shirts or in business documents I hardly comprehend sometimes. But if the English makes sense it's perfect. I don't want to correct the Japanese-English even if I am asked to. I like that.
Oh yeah? Do I have some Japanese twist? Maybe you are right... It's because everytime I speak with Japanese I get a little nervous. I start writing like I am writing in Japanese, dat's why. (Also, my family speaks three languages: English, Spanish and Japanese. Being multi-cultural might even be a factor.)
Your comment "there is always this one "perfect" answer for everything"
Good point. Yeah, this is not even about the language. It's true.