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スイス人の彼、旦那様、友達とどーぞ
共感できておもしろいと思います
You know you're Swiss when...
1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late. Make that 1 minute
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and products are and have bought one
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
mixiのような感じでコミュニティーがあったりします。
そこでスイスの友達から教えてもらった
スイスのコミュニティーの一部を紹介します。
スイス人の彼、旦那様、友達とどーぞ
共感できておもしろいと思います
You know you're Swiss when...
1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late. Make that 1 minute
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and products are and have bought one
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
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Though there are both things I can agree and others I totally disagree on, I've got a way simpler method to identify a "real" Swiss:
Ask any unsecure, crooked guy eyeing around suspiciously what he thinks about his home country. If he starts complaining about how lame it is, you've probably met one.
Anyway, a "real" Swiss never considers himself as one, doesn't allege himself to his country at all, now does he. ^_^
Ask any unsecure, crooked guy eyeing around suspiciously what he thinks about his home country. If he starts complaining about how lame it is, you've probably met one.
Anyway, a "real" Swiss never considers himself as one, doesn't allege himself to his country at all, now does he. ^_^
あくまでイメージですし、もちろんスイス人でもいろいろですよね〜
日本人のも紹介しますね
You know you're Japanese when...
Description:
1. You bow your head every few seconds when you speak.
2. Every compliment ever paid to you you've responded with "Oh no, that's not true...".
3. You know what nattoo is and you either hate it or you love it.
4. You know why the words Rice and Meal mean the same thing.
5. You imitate the nasally voice of the train conductor and everyone laughs.
6. You are/have been addicted to the song "Tsunami" by Southern All Stars.
7. You know that shoyu never, ever goes on rice.
8. You've "accidentally" poured shoyu or some other sauce on your rice. "Accidentally" of course.
9. Your blood type is A.
10. You grew up watching Anpanman or Ultraman.
11. You know that it's really "Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi".
12. You watch American movies with Japanese in them and you think they're speaking Chinese.
13. You apoogize profusely for no reason.
14. You know what the rabbits are doing up there on the moon.
15. You know what Shuriken are NOT because of an anime or manga.
16. At some point, you watched "Hotaru no Haka" and cried.
17. "Tonari no Totoro" was your "Little Mermaid".
18. You know that frogs say, "gero gero", not "ribbit".
19. The quote, "boys be ambitious" is familiar to you.
20. You've bought nice clothing for cheaper than 5 dollars.
21. You can finish this sentence:
"Sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na! Hai! _____________!!!!"
どーですか〜
日本人のも紹介しますね
You know you're Japanese when...
Description:
1. You bow your head every few seconds when you speak.
2. Every compliment ever paid to you you've responded with "Oh no, that's not true...".
3. You know what nattoo is and you either hate it or you love it.
4. You know why the words Rice and Meal mean the same thing.
5. You imitate the nasally voice of the train conductor and everyone laughs.
6. You are/have been addicted to the song "Tsunami" by Southern All Stars.
7. You know that shoyu never, ever goes on rice.
8. You've "accidentally" poured shoyu or some other sauce on your rice. "Accidentally" of course.
9. Your blood type is A.
10. You grew up watching Anpanman or Ultraman.
11. You know that it's really "Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi".
12. You watch American movies with Japanese in them and you think they're speaking Chinese.
13. You apoogize profusely for no reason.
14. You know what the rabbits are doing up there on the moon.
15. You know what Shuriken are NOT because of an anime or manga.
16. At some point, you watched "Hotaru no Haka" and cried.
17. "Tonari no Totoro" was your "Little Mermaid".
18. You know that frogs say, "gero gero", not "ribbit".
19. The quote, "boys be ambitious" is familiar to you.
20. You've bought nice clothing for cheaper than 5 dollars.
21. You can finish this sentence:
"Sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na! Hai! _____________!!!!"
どーですか〜
いしぽさん
スウェーデン、スウェーデン人とよく間違われるのです。
例えば、
わたしの友達『スウェーデン人の彼は元気かい？』
わたし『だからスウェーデン人じゃなくってスイス人だって…』
友達『スウェーデンの冬は寒そうだね〜』
わたし『“スイス”の冬はね〜』
何回言っても毎回『スウェーデン』、『スウェーデン人』って思ってる友達が多い…
日本人に限らず、どーゆーワケかスウェーデンと勘違いしてる人が多いのです。
彼もよく『スウェーデン（人）』間違われると言ってこれ読んだ時笑ってました！
こんなコミュニティーもあるくらいです☆
→ yes, i'm swiss. but not from f***ing sweden!
逆バージョンも！
yes, i'm swedish. but not from f***ing switzerland!
→Sweden and Switzerland are not the same!
→Being from Sweden does not make me Swiss!!!
スウェーデン、スウェーデン人とよく間違われるのです。
例えば、
わたしの友達『スウェーデン人の彼は元気かい？』
わたし『だからスウェーデン人じゃなくってスイス人だって…』
友達『スウェーデンの冬は寒そうだね〜』
わたし『“スイス”の冬はね〜』
何回言っても毎回『スウェーデン』、『スウェーデン人』って思ってる友達が多い…
日本人に限らず、どーゆーワケかスウェーデンと勘違いしてる人が多いのです。
彼もよく『スウェーデン（人）』間違われると言ってこれ読んだ時笑ってました！
こんなコミュニティーもあるくらいです☆
→ yes, i'm swiss. but not from f***ing sweden!
逆バージョンも！
yes, i'm swedish. but not from f***ing switzerland!
→Sweden and Switzerland are not the same!
→Being from Sweden does not make me Swiss!!!
MAYOさんありがとうございます。
私、実際スイスにもスウェーデンにも友達いるのですがスウェーデンをスイスといい間違えそうになることがよくあります。。（今まで気づかず間違えてたら本当申し訳ないですが^^;）
英語で書くと最初の２文字が同じだから、とかその程度のことなんですかね・・？！
私はなんとなくどっちもpeacefulなイメージ（政治的にとか色々・・）、そんなに大きい国ではない、などなどで重なったのかと考えてたんですけど。。
ミクシーでもそういう自己紹介のスイス人いたんで日本人ばっかそんなことしてるなら申し訳ないと思ってましたが、そうでもなさそうなんで深く考えないことにします
いや、嘘です・・・私も某国とかに間違えられたら血が沸々しちゃうタチなんで気をつけます
私、実際スイスにもスウェーデンにも友達いるのですがスウェーデンをスイスといい間違えそうになることがよくあります。。（今まで気づかず間違えてたら本当申し訳ないですが^^;）
英語で書くと最初の２文字が同じだから、とかその程度のことなんですかね・・？！
私はなんとなくどっちもpeacefulなイメージ（政治的にとか色々・・）、そんなに大きい国ではない、などなどで重なったのかと考えてたんですけど。。
ミクシーでもそういう自己紹介のスイス人いたんで日本人ばっかそんなことしてるなら申し訳ないと思ってましたが、そうでもなさそうなんで深く考えないことにします
いや、嘘です・・・私も某国とかに間違えられたら血が沸々しちゃうタチなんで気をつけます
こんにちは。
こういうのもあります。。。
What are the similarities between Switzerland and Japan..._???
1) both countries has no natural resources, and has constructed
his country on diligence, imagination, and perseverance.
Vacation period in both countries are short, with very
long working hours.
2) both countries are based on consensus. No strikes.
3) Both countries are extreemly high-tech oriented.
4) Both citizen people tends not to clearly express
their mind. Sometimes, they are told to play
a double game....''Nimaijita'' in Japanese.
Examle: both claims to adopt full liberalism for external
business affairs, but are full of restrictions in the country.
5) Both has big number of world top level industrial companies,
with high level managements, whereas political performance
is rather lousy.
....如何でしょうか？
こういうのもあります。。。
What are the similarities between Switzerland and Japan..._???
1) both countries has no natural resources, and has constructed
his country on diligence, imagination, and perseverance.
Vacation period in both countries are short, with very
long working hours.
2) both countries are based on consensus. No strikes.
3) Both countries are extreemly high-tech oriented.
4) Both citizen people tends not to clearly express
their mind. Sometimes, they are told to play
a double game....''Nimaijita'' in Japanese.
Examle: both claims to adopt full liberalism for external
business affairs, but are full of restrictions in the country.
5) Both has big number of world top level industrial companies,
with high level managements, whereas political performance
is rather lousy.
....如何でしょうか？
naochanさん
おもしろいですね〜
facebookからですか？
スイス人よ日本人って似てるとこありますよね！
時間に正確なとこ、きれい好きなとことか似てると思うんですが。
もちろんそうでナイ人もいますが、一般的に。
あと、レストラン、パーティーとかでお皿の上の最後の１個に誰も手を付けない
とことか。
他にもfacebookのコミュニティーにスイスのカントンバージョンが
あっておもしろかったですよ〜★
tasacoさん
スワージーランド→Swaziland、めちゃくちゃ似てますよね☆
パッと見、スイスだと思ちゃいますね！w
南アフリカの国ですよね〜
やぎのゆきちゃんさん＆温泉うさぎさん
皆さんに楽しんでいただけてよかったでーす！
カントンバージョンもおもしろいので是非紹介したいところですが
皆さん、違うカントンですよね。
これからもおもしろいスイスに関するトピックを見つけたら紹介しまーす★
おもしろいですね〜
facebookからですか？
スイス人よ日本人って似てるとこありますよね！
時間に正確なとこ、きれい好きなとことか似てると思うんですが。
もちろんそうでナイ人もいますが、一般的に。
あと、レストラン、パーティーとかでお皿の上の最後の１個に誰も手を付けない
とことか。
他にもfacebookのコミュニティーにスイスのカントンバージョンが
あっておもしろかったですよ〜★
tasacoさん
スワージーランド→Swaziland、めちゃくちゃ似てますよね☆
パッと見、スイスだと思ちゃいますね！w
南アフリカの国ですよね〜
やぎのゆきちゃんさん＆温泉うさぎさん
皆さんに楽しんでいただけてよかったでーす！
カントンバージョンもおもしろいので是非紹介したいところですが
皆さん、違うカントンですよね。
これからもおもしろいスイスに関するトピックを見つけたら紹介しまーす★
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