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You can be a Better Boyfriend!
Learn how to be a better boyfriend from this blog by Jessy Delfino!
http://betterboyfriend.blogspot.com/
Some of her really good advices are:
Better Boyfriend Tip: If you are dating someone, don't write seductive or provocative letters to other women. The woman who you are dating is the woman who should get the most attention from you.
IDIOT WARNING(For the boyfriend): While you're listening to the game, do not touch the radio or tv with wet hands, to turn up the sound or what have you. This can cause electrocution which can kill you. Though killing yourself would be one of the kindest things you could do for your girlfriend, I don't want to be responsible for your retarded death.
IDIOT WARNING: Don't mix bleach and ammonia, unless you want to do your girlfriend a favor and kill yourself. It creates a poisonous fume that, upon your inhaling, will make your girlfriend's life instantly better. So, warning: don't mix bleach and ammonia.
It just kills me (with laughter) to see how stupid women can be when they are in love...
Learn how to be a better boyfriend from this blog by Jessy Delfino!
http://betterboyfriend.blogspot.com/
Some of her really good advices are:
Better Boyfriend Tip: If you are dating someone, don't write seductive or provocative letters to other women. The woman who you are dating is the woman who should get the most attention from you.
IDIOT WARNING(For the boyfriend): While you're listening to the game, do not touch the radio or tv with wet hands, to turn up the sound or what have you. This can cause electrocution which can kill you. Though killing yourself would be one of the kindest things you could do for your girlfriend, I don't want to be responsible for your retarded death.
IDIOT WARNING: Don't mix bleach and ammonia, unless you want to do your girlfriend a favor and kill yourself. It creates a poisonous fume that, upon your inhaling, will make your girlfriend's life instantly better. So, warning: don't mix bleach and ammonia.
It just kills me (with laughter) to see how stupid women can be when they are in love...
Singapore Chinese Paper News Headlines (Today)
1. Well-known local MC Jimmy Newton Lim plunges to his death
2. Murdered food court worker fell for the wrong guy thrice
3. Durai smiles his way to jail this morning
4. "Headless ghost" SMS is a hoax
5. Beauty salon tells woman to recite Buddhist scriptures to salvage her shrunk breasts
6. Choa Chu Kang bus collision: Driver trapped in vehicle for 1 hour
7. Man embezzled $2m of company funds, blew it all on gambling within 2 years
8. Jobs scarcer in next 3 months
9. 100 runners and "Ah Longs"(something like Yakuza) caught in first 3 months of the year
10. MP Lam Pin Min: Primary 1 daughter must return to school during holidays; is something wrong with the school's time management?
11. Family of three shocked to see $250 power bill
12. Jeanette Aw: I don't think Star Awards is postponed because of me
13. 2-room flats ready soon; low-income families may apply
14. Fatal accident: Driver slapped with additional charge of using cellphone while driving
15. Habitual convict of 20 years arrested again this morning
16. Voyeur banned from owning cellphone
17. Jobless man charged with pouring water on ATMs
18. Case wins case against timeshare company
19. Tourists loses all her money to thief; survives on help and free food every day
20. Airforce officer whose wife and sons are in US falls to his death
1. Well-known local MC Jimmy Newton Lim plunges to his death
2. Murdered food court worker fell for the wrong guy thrice
3. Durai smiles his way to jail this morning
4. "Headless ghost" SMS is a hoax
5. Beauty salon tells woman to recite Buddhist scriptures to salvage her shrunk breasts
6. Choa Chu Kang bus collision: Driver trapped in vehicle for 1 hour
7. Man embezzled $2m of company funds, blew it all on gambling within 2 years
8. Jobs scarcer in next 3 months
9. 100 runners and "Ah Longs"(something like Yakuza) caught in first 3 months of the year
10. MP Lam Pin Min: Primary 1 daughter must return to school during holidays; is something wrong with the school's time management?
11. Family of three shocked to see $250 power bill
12. Jeanette Aw: I don't think Star Awards is postponed because of me
13. 2-room flats ready soon; low-income families may apply
14. Fatal accident: Driver slapped with additional charge of using cellphone while driving
15. Habitual convict of 20 years arrested again this morning
16. Voyeur banned from owning cellphone
17. Jobless man charged with pouring water on ATMs
18. Case wins case against timeshare company
19. Tourists loses all her money to thief; survives on help and free food every day
20. Airforce officer whose wife and sons are in US falls to his death
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