1:22'24"-1:24'40" Good morning, vietnam! All right !All right! We love you, Cron! All right.this is Adrian Cronauer. I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00. Hey,we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam,the country that is more stimulating than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema. That one's comin' right at you right now, but first, our fashion report from Special Forces Sergent Ernest Lee Sincere. "Thank you, I think this fall, the discerning G.I.. is gonna be wearing green in the jungle. Why?Because it matches with the green. I don't know. The leaves, they fall upon the helmets,says yes to me."Thank you.
Here's a little news flash coming your way right now. ディディッディーディディ We can't afford the teletype ディディッディー Here it is, comin' for you right now.Quick news flash. Former President Eisenhower, actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd. He was quoted as saying: "Thank you America.It was fun being Pwesident." Also,Gina Lollobrigida has been declared the Italian National Mountain Range. Thank you,Gina."Look out.Look,I don't see the sun anymore" Let's play a little game show while we're waiting.And who can tell me who sang the song "My Guy"? -Hi,Where you from? -Uh, Boston. -Boston,you know who sang the song "My Guy"? -Yeah,shit,I can't think of it. Thank you for playing! " Yeah,shit,I can't think of it."That's right. You don't win the Fish ball and lizard testicles.Thank you for playing anyway. -Here it is right now. Hey,What's your name? -Patrick O'Ma--O'Malley. -Ptrick O-O-O-O'Malley.I don't know. I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley. Oh,he's good.I don't know.It's Irish boy.I'm just so full of semen. Ihaven't gotten laid yet. I'm sittin' out there,and I'm the Catholicbopy and I don't know when I'll be gettin7 laid. -I'm just goin' off to Vietnam. Where you from? -From Village.NewYork. From the Village. Well,nice to have you here.Nice to have you here in Vietnam. Obviously, you said, "Well, fuck it.I'll join the army and be with people in green." -It's a special thing to do. Hey, what's your name? -Jimmy Wilkes. -Jimmy Wilkes.Where you from.Jimmy? -I'm also NewYork. Ohh!Two boys joined together.Hey,said,"I got drunk,man.All of a sudden,I went for a tattoo. Next thing you know, I'm on a fuckin' truck. What happened?" It's wild, baby.I don't know wahat's goin' down.But you were both from New York. Nice to have you here.Like, you just,like hangn' out? -You're headed north. Where you goin' to? -Nha Trengh. Well, you gotta be careful, Jack. That's some heavy stuff up there. That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.There's some heavvy shit goin' down,baby. You'll feel like George Wallace campaignning in Harlem. "Hi,have you seen my face.
Good morning, Vietnam!
All right! All right!
We love you, Cron!
All right, this is Adrian Cronauer.
I'm on at 6:OO and again at 4:OO.
Hey, we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating...
than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
That one's comin' right at you right now, but first,
our fashion report from Special Forces Sergeant Ernest Lee Sincere.
"Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle.
Why? Because it matches with the green. I don't know.
The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me." Thank you.
Here's a little news flash comin' yourway right now.
ディディッディーディディ
We can't afford the teletype.
ディディッディー
Here it is, comin' for you right now. Quick news flash.
Former President Eisenhower, actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd.
He was quoted as saying:
"Thank you, America. It was fun being President."
Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been declared the Italian National
Mountain Range.
Thank you, Gina. "Look out. Look, I don't see the sun any more."
Let's play a little game show while we're waiting. And who can tell me
who sang the song "My Guy"?
- Hi. Where you from?
- Uh, Boston.
- Boston, you know who sang the song "My Guy"?
- Yeah, shit, I can't think of it.
Thank you for playing! "Yeah, shit, I can't think of it." That's right.
You don't win the case of fish balls and lizard testicles.
Thank you for playing anyway.
- Here it is right now.
Hey, what's your name?
- Patrick O'Ma-- O'Malley.
Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley. I don't know.
I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley.
Oh, he's good.
I don't know. It's the Irish boy.
I'm just so full of semen.
I haven't gotten laid yet.
I'm sittin' out there,
and I'm the Catholic boy and I don't know when I'll be gettin' laid.
- I'm just goin' off to Vietnam.
Where you from?
- From the Village. New York.
From the Village? Well, nice to have you here. Nice to have you here in Vietnam.
Obviously, you just said,
"Well, fuck it. I'll join the army and be with people in green."
- It's a special thing to do.
Hey, what's your name?
- Jimmy Wilkes.
- Jimmy Wilkes. Where you from, Jimmy?
- I'm also New York.
Ohh! Two boys joined together.
Hey, said, "Well, I got drunk, man.
All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.
Next thing you know, I'm on a fuckin' truck. What happened?"
It's wild, baby.
I don't know what's goin' down.
But you're both from New York.
Nice to have you here.
Like, you just, like hangin' out?
- You're headed north.
Where you goin' to?
- Nha Trengh.
Well, you gotta be careful,Jack.
That's some heavy stuff up there.
That's like Newark after dark.
You gotta watch out.
There's some heavy shit goin' down, baby.
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You'll feel like George Wallace campaigning in Harlem.
"Hi, have you seen my face?"
"Get yo' ass outta here!"
You gotta watch it.
What type of music do you like?
- You like, uh-- You like Little Anthony? You like Little Anthony?
- Yeah! Stones.
- I like James Brown better.
- You like James Brown better. Yes, sir.
And the Stones. Oh, you like Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger, right.
Do you think he looks like a photo negative of Little Richard or am I crazy?
Really. And that hair. I think--
I don't know. All right!
Gentlemen, I don't know--
Oh, my God, these lips!
My God, they're moving!
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I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.
Look out. I'm singing, everybody.
I'm singing. Oh, get outta here.
- Watch out. All right.
Where are you from? Where you from?
- I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man.
- Cleveland.
- Yeah.
- Obviously, Vietnam's not that much of a change for you, then.
Aw, nah.
You guys take care of yourself, 'cause you all look like: I don't know what's gonna happen, man. I don't know.
- What's this thing on the side of
Your helmet? What is that thing
You're wearing? What do you got there?
- Here. Why don't you try it out?
Well, "Why don't you try it out?"
Look at this. Look at that. It says here, it says what size you got.
You got large, medium and Caucasian.
Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there. Oh!
"Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls."
Look at this thing. Obviously, this is goin' like, "Yeah, check it out."
Hold on. Look. How big is this thing?
Hold on. How big is this?
Black man's goin', "It's just for the tip. That's all I need is the tip."
It's a bathing cap.
I just like to put a bathing cap.
Remember, this is the Vietnamese word
"Con Dum." Look. Italian moon launch.
There. Whoa, jeez.
It almost blew up in my face.
There's prophylactic everywhere, man.
It's not a pretty picture.
There's pieces of rubber all over his face.
I don't know what to say.
You guys, be careful. What's your name?
- My name is Lewis Striker.
- Lewis Striker, Brother Striker.
Thank you, Brother Striker.
- Sean Donum.
- Sean Donum.
- Jay Snyder.
Feels like the Mouseketeers show.
Annette, Cubby, Roy!
Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves. I won't forget you.
All right, guys, let's say goodbye to the radio star. We're outta here.
Bye-bye-bye-bye!
Elmer Fudd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_Fudd
Elmer J. Fudd is a fictional cartoon character and one of the most famous Looney Tunes characters. His aim is to shoot Bugs, but he usually ends up seriously injuring himself and other antagonizing characters. He has a speech sound disorder that makes his tongue slur. This usually results in him replacing his Rs with Ws, so "Watch the road, Rabbit," is replaced with "Watch the woad, wabbit!" Elmer's signature catchphrase is, "Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits", as well as his trademark laughter, "huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh".
Gina Lollobrigida
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Lollobrigida
Gina Lollobrigida (born 4 July 1927 in Subiaco, Italy), is an Italian actress and photojournalist. She was one of Italy's most prominent actresses of the 1950s and early 1960s.