英語日記書こ、、コミュのVegetarianism

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow disease!
Can't eat chicken - bird flu!
Can't eat eggs - Salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies!
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides!
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is a Vegetable
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
**Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
**Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
**To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
** Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so! eat as many as you want.
**Remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS "
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)
"That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."

だそうです。かわいいと思って掲載してみました。ジョークです。

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[1] mixiユーザー 01月25日 01:17

Hi! Yu-san. Thank you for your Japanese notes.
I was reading it very seriously...
yes, I know bird flu... I see, chocolate is a vegetable...????!!!!!
I am going to bed! See you.

[3] mixiユーザー 01月31日 23:03

Yes, chocolate is very healthy nutritious food and you can eat as much as you want (うそ)! This was a joke going among girls because people (strongly) believe that all the girls love chocolate! So this is a big excuse for everyone to eat chocolate.

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