I think your Japanese is good! I understood what you were trying to say.
Do you use the word "Bee-yotch" in Australia too?
or How do you say "Bee-yotch" in Australia?
おもしろい。You are brave and funny, チャーリーさん。I guess I understood only about 60 percent of what you wrote, but that's no problem. You may rather lose your edge if your Japanese improves, so it's kind of dilemma: whether you wish to speak better or you wish to stay funny and likable. It's up to you but I would say. . .keep going! がんばってね。
I agree with シナ-ひろみ-モン, too.
I hate curse words too. Sorry no offense but the people who use curse words sound so inmature, and I have to think they use those words because they are not educated and don't have enough vocabraries to express themselves.
>7 "Kinda" is short for "Kind of." I'm kinda of tired now⇒ I'm kinda tired now