(Almost) Alcoholic

this is the group for almost alcholic people.
You have to fulfill the following requirements to join this group.

1. You drink to the extent that you have no recollection of what happened the night before.

2. Somebody has seriously recommended to you to have your liver tested.

3. You drink basically every day. (oops did i say every day? i mean EVERY HOUR.)

4. You need to drink before meeting hot people.

5. You are the only one who doesn't believe you are addicted to alcohol.

6. You have to drink before a cool party because you are not confident enough.

7. You strongly believe that your life depends on the strength of your liver.