EC88 intermeｄiate group!!コミュのAmerican Jokes: vol.1

Hi, everyone!

Let me post some American Jokes from today, though I am a little bit
afraid of running out of topics...

I picked up very simple one for the kick-off.

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're
the PRINCIPAL!"

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Ha ha ha!

However, I am afraid many teachers in US are in depression like
here in Japan...

If you need some translation into Japanese, I can give you
a helping hand.

Eric