While other celebrities sully themselves with panto at this time of year my, err, partner Al and I will be starring in a festive masterpiece.
We shall be recreating a sketch from television’s golden age. So gather around the telly this Christmas Day, and tune in to the ads between 9.05 and 9.25pm for a yuletide spectacular.
In the meantime, watch my inspirational film for this year’s Christmas speech at www.pgtips.co.uk.
I think it’ll touch the hearts and minds of all of you out there!