Yoi Ohanashi de WA!! in 英語コミュのButler English by Jeppiar.........hilarious

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr.Jeppier,
Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing
colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected
& published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"

. Njoy .............with his.......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"



# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....
{Means: girl with specs please come here).



# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)



# While addressing students about Dress Code:
(he is very strict ABT this )
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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt..
But if you want to wear ...
Remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus



# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre,
though the boy did not see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy)
- "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"



# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....



Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences.......

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached,
the function had begun , so he went to the dais, and said,
sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).



At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks,
I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy,
tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"



At St.Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "