Please read the following two jokes with voice (音読)、memorize them and speak on Monday class, 12th.
Enjoy!
1) Sign in store window: “Any faulty merchandise will be cheerfully replaced with merchandise of equal quality.”
2) Said skeptical customer to a used-car dealer: “And how is your customer service?” “Oh, that’s first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedules!”