Husband: I'm taking you to the fancy French restaurant called Bistrot de Paris. Wife : Oh, wow, thank you, honey. But can we afford this place? Husband: Damn the costs. Today is our anniversary.
〔In the restaurant〕 Waiter : May I take your order? Husband: Oh, yes. We'll have a bottle of Lafitte'82 to start with. Honey, you can order whatever you want. Wife : (Looking at the menu)It's all Greek to me! Husband: No, it's French!!!
註 It's all Greek to me.(チンプンカンプンだ)
出典はシェークスピアの『Julius Caesar』(第1幕第2場)の台詞‘For mine own part, it was Greek to me.’(私にとってはまるでギリシャ語だった)“