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a flu shot way before the winter

premature inoculation

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Premature ejaculation.

A condition suffered by the vast majority of men in
the united states.*

*Source: American Sexual Health Association report; "Sexual potency
of men in the US"

ASHA 2010

[2] mixiユーザー 06月03日 02:12

People who weigh about 45 kilos and will get drunk after barely one 1 drink...

premature intoxication?

[3] mixiユーザー 06月03日 02:27

Premature Exposition

An exposition held by people who haven't fully civilized yet,
have no idea how to wait in line.

Don't be offended, just a joke! :)

[4] mixiユーザー 06月03日 04:55

Opening the window before you eat the curry.

Premature ventilation.

[6] mixiユーザー 06月03日 06:00

Fleeing town before the hurricane/typhoon season even starts...

Premature evacuation

[7] mixiユーザー 06月03日 07:13

Making promises to earn votes so you can be put in power and be unable to act on these promises.

Premature deception

Is this a politically incorrect entry in light of recent events?

[8] mixiユーザー 06月03日 11:23

Secret Boxman!>

anything is okay but that haha

cuz all the others come from that

[9] mixiユーザー 06月03日 11:25

ピノコ＞
oh u mean those people. I know who u r talking about

[10] mixiユーザー 06月03日 11:35

6.メガロン＞

I found another funny definition for that.

Premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

source: UD

funny:)

[11] mixiユーザー 06月03日 14:11

Just do it without foreplay, which I hate.

Premature consummation

[12] mixiユーザー 06月03日 17:36

Premature humiliation....

People who take their clothes off and dance around before everybody's
drunk.

[13] mixiユーザー 06月03日 21:52

#10
"premature evacuation"
Does that applies to Yukio Hatoyama now?

#11 ha ha ha!!!
(I'm especially laughing at the arrow)

[14] mixiユーザー 06月03日 21:56

10>13>
Yeah pretty much:)

[15] mixiユーザー 06月03日 22:15

Premature expiration.

Something you hope doesn't happen to you.

[16] mixiユーザー 06月03日 22:24

Renting a backhoe and tearing up your backyard because your metal detector picked up something that turned out to be a piece of scrap metal.

premature excavation

(p.s. great thread idea! the community needs more like this)

[17] mixiユーザー 06月03日 22:57

Premature Assumption

Quitting your job, spending your last penny on gambling
before you buy a lottery ticket.

Wish me luck!! :)

[19] mixiユーザー 06月04日 06:02

I've never met you, I have no idea what you look like, and I don't even know your personality or even your gender... but I'm SO in love with you!

Premature infatuation

[20] mixiユーザー 06月04日 23:21

>メガロン

uh can I take it seriously? uhuhu uhuhu

[21] mixiユーザー 06月04日 23:38

Premature Affiliation

Name dropping before actually establishing good terms with someone.

[23] mixiユーザー 06月05日 00:03

#20

Actually, that was aimed at #17 - ピノコ

I've always wanted to date a lottery winner!

[24] mixiユーザー 06月06日 22:00

Oh, OK メガロン～

How about "Premature Donation" --
Going out with a woman who bought a lottery ticket
and buy her a lot of expensive things
in the hope of getting something better in return.

I will accept that kind of donation anytime!

[25] mixiユーザー 06月06日 22:32

>ピノコ

I thought that was called enjo kosai...

[26] mixiユーザー 06月07日 00:02

Oh, nooooo!
I didn't mean it!!