☆ENGLISH ONLY☆コミュのWorst dating story?

Hey there,

I caught up with a friend in the weekend and she told me the worst dating story I think I have heard.

She went out on a first date with a guy she met sailing

. During the date, he kept slapping her ass...they got to the restaurant and he would slap her ass and say: sit over there. He did it all night. She said it was pretty bad but it was almost like a car or train wreck, you just got to watch it. She said when he went to the toilet, she was laughing out loud to herself about the whole thing

Later when they were walking outside to another bar, he cocked his leg up and let a big fart rip

and said: "that one's for you babe!"

I think that must be the worst dating story I have every heard, she is needless to say, not going out with him again

.

How about you, got any good juicy stories?

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[1] mixiユーザー 08月13日 06:41

lol lol lol
The guy was a complete moron!!!
I just don't get why some people do the weirdest thing and think it is Okay.

As for worst dating story.... I don't think I have any... Let me think about it.

[2] mixiユーザー 08月13日 07:59

oh my god that guy had no class whatsoever...

Worst dating story?
For a serious relationship, I'll skip...
But I'll go back wayyy in time to junior high.

I liked the one boy who I thought was pretty cool, and found out he liked me too.
I never was pretty literally close to him...but on the first day, I hugged him, then I had to sit next to him during a rally.
Oh goooodd did he smell so bad.

He smelled sooo horrible, it wasn't even funny.
And I found out within a few days that he only showered once a week, but also rarely washed his clothes.
kfsgfsbdsfdgustfh
Yeah. It didn't last long.

Dx

[3] mixiユーザー 08月13日 08:33

Bad smell is the worst - just can't get past it!!! You had to think a long way back though to get the story so your dating life must have been pretty smooth. The guy I told you about - over 30!

[4] mixiユーザー 08月13日 09:07

Sarahsan; No, it's not smooth.
Ah well.
That kid ended up on drugs and shit anyways
It made him smell worse.
He just didn't get it. x_x;

[5] mixiユーザー 08月13日 09:39

Farting on a date

hahahaha not sure what to say, hard to stop laughing at the moment.... never know, perhaps he'll meet a girl someday who enjoys

just as much as he does hahaha

[6] mixiユーザー 08月13日 09:59

Maybe he didn`t want to go out again with her, so to don`t say it he did that!!! hahahahahaha

But I know that people like this really exist!!!

[7] mixiユーザー 08月13日 10:01

Sarahさん
Haha thats the funniest thing ever!!! i can't imagine doing that on a date, i find it so funny the guy must of been Australian i think >_< because we find farting pretty funny but thats only around guys i wouldn't do it infront of girls!!!

[8] mixiユーザー 08月13日 10:41

This happened to me like eight years ago...

I met a girl in the States through this voicemail dating service (which was an interesting experience all together).

I went to her house, and met her and she was gorgeous. She was really athletic and in great shape.

We had dinner, watched a movie, one thing led to another and the next thing I know we were having sex. Pretty good date right, but then it was getting late, like 5am late and I was telling her I had to go home.

She jumped in front of the door and said "You aren't going anywhere". I thought she was joking, so I said "No really sorry, I've got to get some sleep." And she pushed me away from the door holding it shut screaming at me.

Finally I physically removed her from in front of the door, and ran as fast as I could without looking back.

That was my worst date.

[9] mixiユーザー 08月13日 10:55

Yeshuaさん～
Well at least you got one good thing out of it! that's some pretty funny sh!t right there. I bet you ran like Maurice Green in the 100m!

[10] mixiユーザー 08月13日 11:11

Reading these stories crack me up. Now I feel a bit better about my "bad" dates... lol. Hey, they don't seem so bad after all. Thanks for the laughter, people!

[12] mixiユーザー 08月13日 12:55

I remember meeting this one girl in the park. I asked if she wanted to go get food or drinks or something but she said she wasn't in the mood. So we just strolled around the park making awkward conversation, and then we went home. I should have prepared better for that one, although she didn't give me much to work with.

Another time I met a girl from the internet (mixi actually!) and we met up in a coffee shop. She was very difficult to talk to. She gave answers that tended to end conversations and didn't bother starting any of her own. It was like pulling teeth.

Oh well, win some and lose some I guess.

[13] mixiユーザー 08月13日 13:00

Yeshua>>

I had that happen to me once. I think that kind of girl is known as a "bunny boiler".

Of course, when it comes to internet dating there is the "lied about my age" and "might have penis" factor to consider...

[15] mixiユーザー 08月13日 14:07

they have a long term boyfriend, are engaged, or married. On a few occations, they then tried to set up some kind of arrangement where I would be their foreign sexfriend. >>

Yes, this is so common is Japan..
The old Japanese attitude used to be "men will be men, as long as they bring home the paycheck..." so Japanese women got down with that and now have been getting their own revenge...
So long as the family is functioning in terms of the husband bringing home the paycheck and the wife doing the house chores, its o.k. so long as the couples are discrete about it.

The difficult thing is that its very difficult to tell if a Japanese women is married or not... many don't wear wedding and engagement rings. Adultery isn't a sin here... its a luxury!

[17] mixiユーザー 08月13日 17:37

Sarah, I was just re-reading the OP...
Do I know this girl by chance?

Let me explain something... I grew up in a city where the women have big asses...
Its not a sexual thing... but kinda a stress relief zone... You drum out a beat or what not... tap, grab on to a pocket... even grab a loop.
as for farting... its interesting because you have a choice between letting it slip out quietly and gradually stinking up the room and wondering "Does this girl think I stink?" vs. one big dry blast which dissipates quickly...
Theoretically speaking, there's a merit in the latter, the question is how to do it with class...
Here's looking at you babe definitely beats "Pull my thumb..." or "Can you check to see if there's a rip in my pants..." don't you think?

[18] mixiユーザー 08月14日 01:09

Wow I am out for the evening, wake up and there are these great replies. Bad dates seem to be a universal thing! My girlfriends and I actually wondered if he had been on drugs...you know, no sense of personal space etc.

>エディー
They were on the street so I guess his fart wouldn't have stunk up the whole street! And tapping a beat on a woman's ass you don't hardly know might be ok in your town, but here it is...um...unusual and actually quite rude. Luckily she has a sense of humor!

>Yeshua
Oh no! That has to be up there in the worst date ever category. Lucky you went to her place, so she couldn't stalk you. My sister had a stalker for a while- a guy she had dated a few times, not nice at all! Call her up and say: I am outside your house now. Ewwww.

>ケイシー
Sad he ended up on drugs, not a good way to go at all. I think I am like you, my worst dates are not really dates but relationship stories, a lot harder to make a funny story out of them!

>Iago
Hard to have a date with someone who doesn't want to talk. Feels like work not like fun.

You guys are great! I love dating stories!!!

[19] mixiユーザー 08月14日 01:20

>^_^| べン |^_^

Not Australian - American. Yeah I know what you mean, you can almost understand it if it was an Aussie or Kiwi (like me) but Americans...they usually have manners

[20] mixiユーザー 08月14日 18:33

>エディー
Well, I went to Goddard College for a while...
which at the time was ultra Left, ultra PC and had a very strong feminist/gay/lez community...
Merely dating a woman, let along a slap to the ass or "non-gender neutral" language could get a person suspended, beatedn castrated or worse... ergo, I've learned to control the male groping tendency.

[21] mixiユーザー 08月14日 18:34

oops... above post (20) should have said Sarah> not my name...

[22] mixiユーザー 08月15日 01:51

>エディー

Sounds scary!!! Things can go too far left I think... Hard to stop teenagers groping, must have been a very very scary place to do that to you!

[23] mixiユーザー 08月15日 13:06

Okay here is one, a while ago.

Okay so I went back to this girls house for dinner. She said her mother was so cool. We'd really get along apparently and her mother was really funny etc, so cool you could hang out with her...

Anyway so we get the her house. I meet the mother, she (the mother) can barely speak. She's like a timid kitten the whole time, and trying to be really polite.

About half with through the night, the mother is out of the room, and the girls like

"Oh my god"
What
"My mothers never like this, I THINK SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU"

Anyway so I'm sure you can imagine it wasn't the most comfortable night after that.

[26] mixiユーザー 08月15日 13:48

I once was dumped because I was funnier than the improve comic I was dating. He set me up to be a contestant on an improve show, and was so angry that I actually won that he broke up with me. Joke is on him because he was a terrible performer.

[27] mixiユーザー 08月15日 14:01

"why dont ppl care about serious relationship? is it fun fooling around? " Ahh! Sure.
Don`t judge other people so harshly. Each person has the right to make their own choices.
Cheating, swapping, fooling around etc... is common all over the world. Some people like doing things like that and some people don`t. That is fine. To each his/her own. Enjoy your life cause it is short and waits for no one.

[28] mixiユーザー 08月15日 14:02

I was about 15 or 16 and was at my girlfriends house.

I was helping her dad fix his PC and then her mum came home, who hates me. She started screaming at me saying I just wanted her daughters vagina (this is a quote) and that i'm an evil person.

Which was a bit weird.

[29] mixiユーザー 08月15日 20:00

birdinboots>
Bleh- We all know people like that. Artists who are crap but their egos aren't.

Ｊ美ー>
It sucked that that happened when you were 15, but that is proper hilarious.

[31] mixiユーザー 08月16日 03:33

indie_hunk>
I go to art school so you think I would be used to it!

[32] mixiユーザー 08月16日 04:34

Update!

I met the guy after sailing last night!!! He was the type of guy to use おヤジガッグ　（sorry my Japanese is bad, could someone tell me how to write that?), really like an old guy. My friend is hot, she has to stop seeing guys like that. He is still keen on her, but she wanted to be honest and so told him no.

[33] mixiユーザー 08月19日 00:42

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Gav27_HCg

This link should dramatize many a bad date...

[34] mixiユーザー 08月19日 08:06

eek. of that link...that's bad, it seems >_o;

[35] mixiユーザー 08月19日 12:43

I think the sailing guy is honest.

Everyone farts. He's just more open about it. With him you know what you're getting from the start. It's better than hiding who you are and then 1 year later farting in bed and pushing her head under the covers...

[36] mixiユーザー 08月20日 01:19

>35

Maybe, although he might just get worse and worse! Why do men like to do that? Luckily my guy now doesn't do it, but I have had boyfriends in the past who did. Seems like a dog, marking his territory???