If you want to be working in a marketing field,
this will be a great help.
■You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
■You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and,
pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." T
hat's Advertising.
■You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call him and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
■You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie，
brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
■You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
■You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He fancies you,
but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's sales.
■Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
■You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses
you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one
situated near the center of the block and
shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
■You are at a party when a well-built man
walks up to you and gropes your breast and
grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
this will be a great help.
■You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
■You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and,
pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." T
hat's Advertising.
■You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call him and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
■You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie，
brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
■You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
■You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He fancies you,
but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's sales.
■Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
■You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses
you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one
situated near the center of the block and
shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
■You are at a party when a well-built man
walks up to you and gropes your breast and
grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
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If you are at the party and found a handsome guy, and you intentionally do not talk to him directly but talk to others by saying 'I am good in bed'... so that making all others say to the handsome guy 'Oh! don't you know? She is good in bed ..!'
This is Viral Marketing.
--- what do you think ??
This is Viral Marketing.
--- what do you think ??
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