I wish I was a rockstar, so I can make a music video where I can get soaked in blood with my loved ones and make out... like Marilyn Manson
I wish I was an indie alternative musician, so I can go out the way I want, and be labelled "artsy" like Bjork
I wish I was a glamour model coming to Japan for a quick bucks, so I can cover other artist's song, and eat chocolate as if I am having an orgasm and get paid loads, like Leah Dizone
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
I am a photographer and I wish I was able to meet some cute newhalfs / ladyboys in Tokyo. If you can help me please let me know! I am new to live in Tokyo so I am not sure where to meet people.
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
I wish, I wish, I wish
To every city
I wish, I wish, I wish
Every hood
I wish, I wish, I wish
And every block
I wish, I wish, I wish
Good Ol' America!
-R-Kelly
I know he's lame but C'mon he pee's on chicks and makes songs about being literally trapped in a closet, and still gives a shout out to America thats pretty cool.
Leah Dizon's story is totally made up. Come on, who really believes she's American and can't speak Japanese? I've watched the videos; she laughs at Japanese jokes, speaks Japanese fluently and nobody in the US has ever heard of her. She also speaks English with a weird accent that comes through whenever she's not being careful. She's totally Japanese. Or at least not American. It's all marketing.
haha, I was staying in Japan last July... and my host mother had no air conditioning at the time, and she would ask me why I didn't sweat or complain about the humidity (because I suppose her past home stay students did?), but I was born and raised in Florida... lol. Definitely used to the muggy-ness. anyway, your comment make me think of that and decided to share, lol. ♥
surfs-up>
Some new-halfs are surprisingly hot and convincing. Don't they have new-half shows in Shinjuku or somewhere near?
Gordonmac>
Nagoya is an amazing city! Although everything closes quite early there.
diana>
Awwww. That is sweet
Jeff>
Hmmm... That is an interesting point. I have never heard her speak English so dunno about her weird accent. Maybe it is Las Vegas accent, lol. If she is faking it, she is doing a good job of speaking Japanese with accent. Though I did think her Japanese is awfully good for someone who came to Japan recenlty. Maybe she is having an intensive Japanese crunch course.
ちゃあこ>
Wow, that is sweet. Very poetic. Should be a sung as a song
Kelly>
I agree with you there man. I wish I could live in Seattle/Tokyo in the same year as well.
spidey>
Swinging action: As long as you don't get caught by the police and get fined for splashing spider web on buildings, that would be cool. lol
everything closs early in nagoya? :( I going to be moving from a town where everything closes early to a big city where everything closes early.... boooo
I wish I was a dictator.... So I can implement a law where people must meditate at least an hour per week. I think that will do society a lot of good....