☆ENGLISH ONLY☆コミュのPirates of the Carribean (spoilers)

Hooray for sequels. Actually after the mostly
dull 2nd installment which could be summed up
with "katamari damashi" (lots of rolling), #3
was really pretty damned cool.
One of the good things about having
Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly in a movie
together is that they can't talk at the same
time hence less pompous dialogue, but they still
managed to give Keira a rousing speech ala
Braveheart which is good because she is the
most masculine person on the cast.
That aside, how good is Johnny Depp! That guy
could make "Lost in Translation" good....then
again I used to think Bill Murray could make
absolute shit good so maybe "Lost in
Translation" is beyond redemption. But Johnny
Depp could definately make "Spiderman" good.
Howw cool would it be to have a Spiderman who
runs like a girl.
Anyway to sum up lots of scurvy dogs, lots of
"ahoy there me hearties", good teeth, slashing
swords, a giant Naomie Harris which is fine by
me because she's hot, but hotness aside I
wonder why Calypso fell of the screen as she did,
all I can think is maybe she had to get her
nasty case of crabs checked out.
So it was a cool movie...but I think with Johnny
Depp, Chow Yun Fat and yes the hottness herself
Naomie Harris they could have gotten away with
killing Keira in the first scene and having
Orlando commit suicide in a fit of self absorbed
despair.