One of the best thing in life for me is a good laugh. After a crazy day of work, I really need to have some fun, so here is my question : What was one of your craziest or funniest experience in life?
Mine was with the police. One day they asked me to come to the station (P) and there the guy asked me : "what did you do on the 14th of April last year at 10 in the morning? So how on earth can I know what I did at 10am a year earlier! Then he told me : "You did a 4inches scratch on a car while parking"! So I told that policeman that I couldn't remember such a small thing. So he then called me a criminal and put me in jail for half a day, I had to go to court and got fine 2000 dollars about for a 4inches scratch. The worse is that the guy that got the scratch on his car, didn't ask me to pay him back...
Mine was with the police. One day they asked me to come to the station (P) and there the guy asked me : "what did you do on the 14th of April last year at 10 in the morning? So how on earth can I know what I did at 10am a year earlier! Then he told me : "You did a 4inches scratch on a car while parking"! So I told that policeman that I couldn't remember such a small thing. So he then called me a criminal and put me in jail for half a day, I had to go to court and got fine 2000 dollars about for a 4inches scratch. The worse is that the guy that got the scratch on his car, didn't ask me to pay him back...
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I don't know if I should share this. About
12 months ago I was at a friends place and
we were drinking quite a bit. I'm usually
good for a few drinks but on this particular
night I happened to be drinking Southern
Comfort and coke (I didn't know it was the
American kind which is super alcoholic and
not available in Australia).
Anyway I drank 3 quarters of a bottle as well
as a couple of beers, a few bloody marys
so I was pretty much anybodies. I asked Rochelle
if I could go upstairs and crash but after
10 minutes I needed to use the bathroom and
being extremely drunk and not wishing pee
everywhere but in the toilet I decided to sit
down. Unfortunately as I was sitting I needed
to throw up, so I jumped up and knelt in
front of the toilet throwing up. I must have
thrown up 3 or 4 times and flushed each time.
Rochelle heard the flushing and came up to see
if I was OK. The door was open, I was kneeling
over the toilet with my pants around my ankles.
Not a great look. She's never let me forget.
12 months ago I was at a friends place and
we were drinking quite a bit. I'm usually
good for a few drinks but on this particular
night I happened to be drinking Southern
Comfort and coke (I didn't know it was the
American kind which is super alcoholic and
not available in Australia).
Anyway I drank 3 quarters of a bottle as well
as a couple of beers, a few bloody marys
so I was pretty much anybodies. I asked Rochelle
if I could go upstairs and crash but after
10 minutes I needed to use the bathroom and
being extremely drunk and not wishing pee
everywhere but in the toilet I decided to sit
down. Unfortunately as I was sitting I needed
to throw up, so I jumped up and knelt in
front of the toilet throwing up. I must have
thrown up 3 or 4 times and flushed each time.
Rochelle heard the flushing and came up to see
if I was OK. The door was open, I was kneeling
over the toilet with my pants around my ankles.
Not a great look. She's never let me forget.
i remember when i was in phuket about 2 years ago , i was stop by a police road block when im driving on the road . he say he wanted to check my car ( i had 500g of weed with me at that time ) . i was fucking scare ,anyway they manage to find that block of weeds .one of them pull me to another side of the road and demand that i pay about 50,000yen in japanese yen .before they could let me go .as i dont want to go monkey house ( thai slang for prison )i pay without him asking the second time . after i pay him , you know what he say to me ? he say " do you still want that block of weed" ? i mean of course i want it back if they allow ,its my ration ( and its 500g ! ) so i look at the floor ,feeling like a small baby asking for sweet " can i" ? to my surprise , he pass me back my greens . after taking from him ,i say "thankyou sir" to him and then speed off in my car
inside the car ,i was fucking happy that im not going to " PHUKET HILTON " . as i was driving less then 2 km from that police stop ,there is another police road block waiting for me ...i say to myself "shit , i might not be able to pass that " . i was right i was stop by them again , for some reason they seem to know where i keep my weeds ,and straight away they check that place . i was caught again , this time they demand 100,000yen in japanese money . i just told them i got check about 3mins ago ...guess what they say ? they say they know about it !" what the fuck ", i say to myself , they have been using walkie talkie to tell about me and they want $ again . so i call my friend up and they bring me the $ from my house .
after paying up for the second time they still got the cheek to ask me if iwanted those weeds back . feeling fuck up i say i want it back ( cause i pay so much money on the socall fine ) . after i took back the weeds , went back to my car and drive less then 500m i stop and throw the weed inside some bush ,and went back to my car drive less then 2 km ,again there is a road block . same thing happen, the cop check at the same spot again to find nothing and then check my whole car . but they could not find it , finally they let me go .
after 8hours i went back to the same place ,where i hide my weeds ,pick it up and drive back to my home .
moral of my story ...becareful when you are in thai , anything and everything can happen. AMAZING THAILAND !
inside the car ,i was fucking happy that im not going to " PHUKET HILTON " . as i was driving less then 2 km from that police stop ,there is another police road block waiting for me ...i say to myself "shit , i might not be able to pass that " . i was right i was stop by them again , for some reason they seem to know where i keep my weeds ,and straight away they check that place . i was caught again , this time they demand 100,000yen in japanese money . i just told them i got check about 3mins ago ...guess what they say ? they say they know about it !" what the fuck ", i say to myself , they have been using walkie talkie to tell about me and they want $ again . so i call my friend up and they bring me the $ from my house .
after paying up for the second time they still got the cheek to ask me if iwanted those weeds back . feeling fuck up i say i want it back ( cause i pay so much money on the socall fine ) . after i took back the weeds , went back to my car and drive less then 500m i stop and throw the weed inside some bush ,and went back to my car drive less then 2 km ,again there is a road block . same thing happen, the cop check at the same spot again to find nothing and then check my whole car . but they could not find it , finally they let me go .
after 8hours i went back to the same place ,where i hide my weeds ,pick it up and drive back to my home .
moral of my story ...becareful when you are in thai , anything and everything can happen. AMAZING THAILAND !
Yeah alcohol helps a lot. When I was working at Aichi Expo 2005, we had parties nearly every day with my co-worker, once we made so much noize that the police came 3 times to ask us to stop, the first time, my friend was so drunk that he went in between the policemen and we took a picture of them, the third time that the police came, they were really angry and told us "this is not Switzerland, you have to stop now".
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