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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went
on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law
passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have
her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you
spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law
home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later
he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."

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[1] mixiユーザー 02月13日 20:46

Hahahaha, poor mother in law......

[2] mixiユーザー 02月13日 21:14

Ha Ha ha That was a good one..

[3] mixiユーザー 02月13日 21:18

he didn't like her?

[4] mixiユーザー 02月13日 21:25

Out-laws are wanted, in-laws are not wanted.

[5] mixiユーザー 02月13日 21:26

Oh, Jesus Christ!

[6] mixiユーザー 02月13日 22:00

haha thats mean but hilarious.

[7] mixiユーザー 02月13日 22:23

:-)

[8] mixiユーザー 02月13日 23:23

Hahahahaha!!! I get it!!
thats funny~~
thanx for sharing it^^

[9] mixiユーザー 02月13日 23:55

Besides this joke's funny point, I personally
wanna be burried in the Holy place. It doesn't
sounds possible though.

Excuse me. This is a jokes topic. I know.

[10] mixiユーザー 02月14日 00:24

> Kengo
well, you could always join the Palestinian Army... It's your best chance of being buried in the Holy Land ;)

That joke was great! Hehehehe

[11] mixiユーザー 02月14日 01:29

Hah, that was funny yet sad :p I enjoyed that ~

[12] mixiユーザー 02月14日 11:36

＞bebio

Fortunately I don't have any Palestinian friend
at the moment. lol

I wanna burried under the cross.

[13] mixiユーザー 02月14日 11:53

:) Thanks for sharing!

[14] mixiユーザー 02月14日 23:43

lol

[15] mixiユーザー 02月15日 00:51

Maybe I have to be careful about a religious topic
of this kind. By the way, I didn't get the meaning
of the title, "wan wan"

Is there any meaning?　　If anyone is kind enough
please tell me.

[16] mixiユーザー 02月15日 01:05

HAHA , thats borederline messed up. Lol.

[17] mixiユーザー 02月15日 01:10

HAHAHAHAHA!!

This is fascinating!!

And BEBIO's recomendation to Kengo was GREAT! JUST GREAT!

Thanks for sharing!!

[18] mixiユーザー 02月15日 01:41

so funny!

[19] mixiユーザー 02月15日 02:28

And what's wan wan?

I'm curious.

I'm a serious guy, so I don't understand any joke.
Actually I've never say any jokes of whole this
life. Yes, I'm serious.

Ween ween, Mommy, everybody is bulling me...

Am I self-consious?

[20] mixiユーザー 02月15日 08:30

wan wan is onomatopoeia. It just means "woof woof",
i.e. a dog barking.
When I can't think of a simple title, I tend to
use things like bun bun, wan wan, nya nya.

[21] mixiユーザー 02月15日 09:43

Ah, I got it. Thank you.

I've thought a dog bark Vow Wow in English.

[22] mixiユーザー 02月15日 14:02

hahaha, funny joke... though the title "wan wan" doesn't fit at all.

"bark bark"???

pshhht.

[23] mixiユーザー 02月15日 14:10

ヾ(^▽^* hahahahaha!!
I like it!!

[24] mixiユーザー 02月15日 16:26

ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ ahahaah :D

Very good. :D

[25] mixiユーザー 02月17日 21:10

Thats a pretty good joke ^_^

Now if only i could remember some of my old doozies... OTL

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