大草原の小さなモスク〜英語台本コミュの第五話　Part 3

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<Scene 1>
〜Baber's〜

マ：Perhaps Allah is punishing you with this devil child.
バ：Perhaps Allah, is punishing me with your company.

<Scene 2>
〜Amaar's office〜

ヤ：If he joined Islam to make friends, he's failed miserably.
ア：Baber loves him.
バ：I hate that white fool!
ヤ：You were saying?
ア：Ah, he might not mean Marlon. Baber, do you mean your friend, Marlon?
バ：Of course I mean bloody Marlon!
ヤ：Looks like we're going to have to excommunicate this guy.
ア：I'm not the Pope. Though I'd love a big hat like that.
バ：We're stuck with him?
ア：Look, I'll try talking to him.
バ：You can't talk to fanatics.
ア：Some times, it takes converts a few years to settle down. We'll just have to be patient.
バ：I had been totally, 100% patient. You know anyone more patient than me? Huh?
ア：If you come up with a good plan, let me know. Otherwise, just go.
バ：Fine. I'll think of something.
ア：Your move.


<Scene 3>
〜Yasir's office〜

バ：Yasir, I have got it! What if we move the mosque, and simply don't tell him.
ヤ：Put it on coasters, move it around town?
バ：I just can't believe that Marlon, accuse me of all people of decadent behavior.
ヤ：Baber, that's brilliant!
バ：I wouldn't put it that way.. No, no, maybe I would.
ヤ：I'm not saying your're brilliant, you just said something that (has) given me a great idea. I'm the brilliant one.
バ：I definitely would not put it that way.
ヤ：We make ourselves, look decadent. Show him we're the worst Muslims in the world. Scare him off.
バ：Away from Islam? What if he falls into Christian hands!? I mean I would rather die.
ヤ：Settle down, Saladin. The Crusades are over.
バ：You tell that to the Americans.
ヤ：Baber, focus. Call everyone, tell them to meet us at Fatima's at eight.
バ：Do we tell Amaar?
ヤ：Amaar said to tell him, if we came up with a good plan.
バ：And this, is a very bad plan! Ho ho, okee-dokee.


<Scene 3>
〜Anne's office〜

ア：Sarah? Sarah!!
セ：Oh!!
ア：I kept the premier waiting for two hours, because you..
セ：Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Anne.. I'll go pray at home.
ア：And you're exhausted at work! I'm a Christian, but I don't let it affect me.
セ：Are you ordering me to stop?
ア：Are you asking me to order you to stop?
セ：Yes.. No... Yes!
ア：I think quitting has to come from the heart.
セ：Well, the weird thing is I'm actually starting to enjoy praying.
ア：That's the sleep deprivation talking. Come on! It's not like you bet money.
セ：Oh, it's not like I'm actually quitting, it's just that I'm, it's like I'm recharging my batteries.
ア：Keep the lie going, and going, and going...
セ：Well,
ア：Tomorrow night, bingo at the church. Bring your *** bar(?).
セ：I better rest up. I feel lucky.
ア：Good girl!
セ：I'm a bad Muslim.
ア：Yes, you are.


<Scene 4>
〜Fatima's　Diner〜

レ：This is so mean. Are you sure we should do this to poor Marlon?
ファ：Oh, you mean your future husband?
レ：Right. I'm in.
ヤ：Fatima, everything set? Baber, ready to rock n' roll?
ベ：I don't reject you with it.(?)
ヤ：Okay, anything missing?
セ：Oh, I'm sorry I'm late. I was catching up on my sleep.
レ：Mom! You look perfect! Where did you get that slutty outfit?
セ：Oh, these are just my work.... Oh, very funny.
レ：Hehehe..
ヤ：Positions everyone, he's coming.
セ：Ooh, nice wig.

マ：What the heck is going on here?
ヤ：Welcome, *****, welcome. Ready to put Islam, in Islam.
マ：Yasir, you're wearing silk. That's forbidden for men.
ヤ：You should see my thong.
マ：Pork!? You can't eat pork.
レ：What kind of wine should we serve, red or white?
マ：Alcohol?
レ：Oh, look. It's Mr. B!
ベ：I'll pick you the food. (?)
マ：Gold on a man! No.. Shameful!!
ファ：I know. they should be brown eggs.

セイラ、音楽かける

ヤ：Ah!
マ：Music? What is going on here. Allah will punish you all.
Ooh, I can't take it. Allaahu Akbar!

マーロン、逃げ出す。みんな笑う。

ヤ：Did you see his face? My goodness, I thought I'll have a heart attack, with this fake pork and the fake drink ***********(?)
Oh.. You know, I was joking about the thong.
ベ：This, was a bad plan.
レ：We're horrible Muslims. Whose idea was this.
ヤ：It may have been Brother Amaar's.
セ：I know what we have to do. We have to pray. I think that's East or Northeast or whatever it is..
ファ：I pray in this cafe it's that way.
べ：Ladies, ladies, ladies, Mecca, is that way.


<Scene 5>
〜アマーの部屋〜

アマー： It appears you were a victim of a practical joke.
マーロン： One that you were in on?
ア： The last practical joke I was in on was when my dad asked me to poke(?) his finger. (???)
マ： Some joke. Why would they do this to me?
ア： Well, perhaps they thought you were being too judgmental.
マ： I'm not judgmental! And Allah will punish them all for behaving like heathens.
ア： Marlon, it's great that you found a new religion. But you got to ease in to it. You need to learn a little humility.
マ： I hear you loud and clear, Amaar.
ア： You know what you need to do?
マ： I know exactly what I need to do.


<Scene 6>
〜（どこ？）〜

アン市長： Shake up your balls! Come on, D-17!
セイラ： Where is ******** I feel lucky tonight.
アン： It's hard to get lucky when you got ******.
セイラ： Hahahaha! That's good.
（アマー、テーブルに近づく）
アマー： Sarah, I think you should go home.
セ： Amaar, shouldn't you be praying...
ア： Shouldn't you be not ganbling?
セ： Amaar. （アンに）Talk to a man.
アン： Imaam ***s to Mayer. Go.
セ： Oh...
（セイラ、席を立つ）
セ：（アンに）Here. Take my cards. Good night.

（アマー、ヤッサーに近づく）
ア： You, too!
ヤ： Brother Amaar, I am one double way from double way bingo!
ア： Now!
ヤ： You're right. He's right. （アンに）Mayer! Play my cards! We'll *****!

マギー神父： Looks like some ****** birds on their wall.
アマー： Religion would be so much easier without the followers.
（マーロンが入ってくる）
ア： Is that Marlon?
マギー： Uh...He came to me after had your lecture. Apparently, he's decided Islam isn't his ***** at all.
ア： I feel terrible. We let him down.
マギー： I've seen that before. Spititual shopping. I plan the beetles.(??)
ア： I'm sorry he comes your way. Marlon can't be a handful.
マギー： Frankly, I can use his enthusiasm ******. Besides it becomes too much, ah, send them off to the Jehovehs.

マーロン： Let the game continue!（ビンゴマシンを回す）Under the "I". Isaya-27, like the slaughter of God's slaying, have they been slain.
アン： Bingo!
マーロン： Bingo! Baby Jesus, hallelujah!


（終わり）