【世界の笑い】コミュのNick Burns Your Company's Computer Guy

「コンピュータ指導」
※動画（English）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4rYqg9rNxU&search=nick%20burns

【Script】
Hey, weren't we supposed to have a company meeting about that brand new programing system?

Yeah, I think they're sending the computer guy, Nick Burns over to answer any questions

I don't like that guy.

It must be about that upgrade to the server.

Hey, do they have to upgrade because of Y2K?

considering we work with Macintosh,
and they've always been Y2K compatible, I'd say "no."

♪Nick Burns, the computer guy, he'll fix your computer, then he's gonna make fun of you
cause he is Nick Burns, your company's computer guy.

Over the holidays, we upgraded to the latest version of microsoft outlook.
and changed server log and ID.

So, what's the new log and ID?

Brad ford company, slash your last name, dot your first name.

Is there a space after Brad ford?

If you want it not to work, yeah.
But, if you want it to work smoothly, don't use a space.

Hey Nick...

No, it's not case-sensitive.

yeah, i’m still having a little problem.

Yeah i’m having 3 problems.
What is it?

I just can't find my personal addressbook.

Did you import it from your outlook program?

I think I downloaded it.

You downloaded it?
Well that;that's amazing considering its impossible.
You have to import it.

import through my folder?

MOOOVE!

Let me teach you a lesson here.
First you open up to pull the file-import dialog box.
Open an outlook 6.0 folder.
Find an address file.
Click import.
Is that so hard?

Yah, actually it was, yeah.

They teach this kind of stuff on Blue's Clues.
Who's next?

Hey Nick, happy new year buddy.

Yeah right, maybe for you.
Im still teaching computers to dimwits

I have two questions.

Let me guess.
What color are your shoes, and when's lunch?

Come on, man. Look it.
How you know if, if the new login changes my e-mail address.

Of course, it doesn't. What else?

I can't find my calendar.

Well, genious.
You hard drive doesn't have an infinite amount of space.
I had to delete that stuff to install the upgrade.

is it in my view folder?

There is no such thing as a view folder
LOL; parenthesis. (lol;)
MOVE!
there you go, that so hard?
Whats your problem.

I just needed the logon ID

its like I said. Brad ford co..

I know Brad ford co... I got it.

You know everything. What else? What else your problem, I won't come back...

I figured it out already.

Oh, really.
Did you recover your bookmarks?

I imported them with my addressbook.

What about your plugins?

Already installed them.

Hope you didnt clog your memory doing it.

Oh dont worry about it, I didnt.

Hey Nick.
I can't print. What happened to my print thing.

There you go,

Just hit apple "P" and it will print.

Oh wow, thanks Andy.

Yeah yeah, you could do that way, or you could go to the print icon on the left side of the screen, so ...

No this is faster. Thanks Andy.

Yah, okay I'm gonna go.
one last question, Andy.
Did you configure ram partition for the new version of outlook.

I didn't think it was necessary.

Well, if you wanna use plugin then yes it is.
Do you know how to do it?

Yes, first I click on my application to highlight it.

Then what?

Then I go to new file menu.

Lucky guess. Then what?

and then I, I uh...I think I know...

You don't know what to do, do you?
You need ole Nick's help, don't you? Well, well... MOOOOVE!
There you go, it's not so easy, is it, partner.
I'm gonna go down to the third floor, gotta teach those buffoons the new program, I'm outta here.

Oh by the way, you're welcome!