01 Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, IL 02 The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience But You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, "I have fought the Big Knives and will continue to fight them until they are off our lands!" 03 Come on! Feel the Illinoise! -Part I: The World's Columbian Exposition -Part II: Carl Sandburg Visits Me in a Dream 04 John Wayne Gacy, Jr. 05 Jacksonville 06 A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons 07 Decatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Step Mother! 08 One Last "Woo-hoo!" for the Pullman 09 Chicago 10 Casimir Pulaski Day 11 To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and it involves shoe string, a lavender garland, and twelve strong women 12 The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts 13 Prairie Fire That Wanders About 14 A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze 15 The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! 16 They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhhh! 17 Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out in Bushnell 18 In This Temple, as in the Hearts of Man, for Whom He Saved the Earth 19 The Seer's Tower 20 The Tallest Man, the Broadest Shoulders -Part I: The Great Frontier -Part II: Come to Me Only With Playthings Now 21 Riffs and Variations on a Single Note for Jelly Roll, Earl Hines, Louis Armstrong, Baby Dodds, and the King of Swing, to Name a Few 22 Out of Egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I shake the dirt from my sandals as I run