"Ohhh...this is the big one. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you honey!"
"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
"I ain't afraid to give you one across the lips!"
"Sanford and Son is not a name sir. Sanford and son is a tradition, it's a way of life, it's a dynasty, it's an empire. You look around here! The greatest pile of junk in the world!
"Fred G. Sanford, that's S-A-N-F-O-R-D-Period, and the G. stands for {whatever word Fred felt fit the situation}"
waving his fist in the air) "..I've got 5 good reasons right here"