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Mother said to Jack,
"How many pupils did you find in your classroom , Jack?"
Jack answered,
"it's hard to say. There are thirty-five when the teacher is in, and there is none when the teacher is out."
【jokes 笑話 笑い話】
Doctor said to his patient " You must eat more fruit, and particularly the skin of the fruit. The skin has all the vitamins. What's your favorite fruit?"
Patient answered with looking sad," Bananas."
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Professor asked to his student,?
"What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?"
Student answered after thinking it over,
"It's stolen."
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Jerry was in a shop. She said to Saleswoman," How much for these toy soldier? "
Saleswoman answered," Fifteen cents for two and ten cents for one."
Jerry said," Here is five cents-I'll have the other one."
Jerry 在商店里问售货员�鷆这些玩具战士怎么卖?�鷆
售货员回答,�鷆两个卖十五美分,一个卖十美分。�鷆
Jerry 对售货员说、�鷆那我给你五美分,请给我两个里面的另一个。�鷆