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Hello everyone, I got an interesting chain letter (survery) from someone I know. Sounds quite interesting so I decided to share this with everyone in the community. Would you like to give it a shot?

こんにちは、先日、とある人から下のようなチェーンメールというか、サーベイというか、を受け取ったんですけれど、なかなか面白かったので載せてみました。バトンみたいなもんでしょうか。質問はそのままで、私の答えだけを消してあなたの答えを「英語で」書き込んでみませんか？

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1. Your gender: Was male when I checked it last time
2. Your name: Not ya freakin business...
3. Nickname: Katz, Kaz, Cuzzy, K.A
4. Piercing: Long ago in the left ear.
5. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theatre: Fun with Dick and Jane
6. Eye colour: Dark Brown
7. Place of birth: Yamagata, Japan
8. Favourite foods: Spicy food, Italian, German, Japanese, my own cooking.
9. Favourite music/singers/groups: music-Acid jazz, R&B, European hip hop, UK garage, break beats... anything funky & sometimes latin. Singers/groups-Jamiroquai, Shola Ama, Mondo Grosso, Des'ree, DJ Krush, Phillie MC... endless.
10. Ever been to Africa: Tell me what's special about Africa.
11. Ever been toilet papering: What?
12. Love someone so much it made you cry: You mean if I've got into tears? Yes, only once, years ago, only with one woman, in the very beginning of our relationship. It started in London & ended in Rome.
13. Been in a car accident: Fortunately no. I don't wanna talk about cars at the moment.
14. Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon bits
15. Favourite day of the week: Sunday. Only 5 days till next Friday.
16. Favourite restaurant: Wong Kei Chinese Restaurant in London. Dishes are giant size, taste is excellent and price is very cheap. You get free jasmine tea as well. However... waiters are 'super' rude and they treat you like a dog. I mean, a dog. eg. You just get in the restaurant, a waiter beckons you in as if he was doing it to his dog. You sit down, and if you can't decide what you wanna have in like 10 seconds, he slams a menu onto the table and starts yelling at you (you won't believe your eyes and ears). But once you get used to it you can afford to have a look around to see their behaviours. Their attitudes will definitely crack you up. It's a very good entertainment.
17. Favourite Flower: Any white flower.
18. Favourite sports: Tennis, boxing, figure skating, football (only sometimes). Does sex count as well?
19. Favourite drink: Tea, herb tea, green tea, coffee, fresh juice, dry white wine, scotch & dry ginger ale, vodka & orange juice, lambrusco.
20. Favourite ice cream: Rum raison
21. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney
22. Favourite fast food restaurant: I don't like fookin junk food.
23. What colour is your bedroom carpet: Light brown.
24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last
email: Two junk emails followed by this bullshit. Proper one was from a friend of mine in Japan.
25. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: 'my' credit card? Give me yours and I'll go to a sex shop to buy a whole bunch of toys.
26. Bedtime: Whenever I want to hit my pillow
27. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: Tough call, but those who have to fill out something silly like this.
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30. Favourite TV shows: Fat pizza, happy tree friends, south park, big brother, law and order.
31. Last person you had dinner with: My housemates. Wait, eating out? Melissa the Maltese bitch.
32. Ford or Chevy: Neither.
33. What are you listening to right now: My PC's sound system is broken. I'm getting rid of this soon. However if it was working I would be listening to Phillie MC now. No one knows him aye.
34. What is your favourite colour: Red & white
35. How many tattoos do you have: None
36. How many pets do you have: None
37. Dogs or Cats: Raining cats and dogs now. Bringing a whole meaning to the words... I'm getting wet.
38. Which came first - the chicken or the egg? What the f... I'll just eat both. First come, first eaten. I prefer eggs half-boiled thank you very much :D
39. Your feeling now: Feeling virtually full after having virtual spicy chicken curry and virtual half-boiled eggs.
40. Have you learnt anything new about yourself after answering this questionnaire: Yes, I have. I've learnt that I'm stupid enough to give answers to these bullshit questions. However I enjoyed doing it in my own way.

RETURN DIRECTIONS:
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please
do not spoil the fun.
Hit reply, delete my answers and type in your
answers. Then send this to a
whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person
that sent it to you.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little
known facts about those
who know you. Remember to send it back!

CHEERS ALL!