Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you? Ohoo ooo eee, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you? Well well, you have a new calf, hoo hoo, And your milk is turnin' blue
Your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck ( Now, you know that calf done got hungry ) Now, your calf is hungry, hoo hoo, I believe he needs a suck Well now, but your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo, And I believe he's outta luck
Now, I feel like milkin' and my, cow won't come I feel like churnin' it and my, milk won't turn I'm cryin', please, please, don't do me wrong You can give a right milk and butter, Baby you hoo, will stay at home
My milk caw been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around My milk caw been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around She been troublin' some other bull cow, hoo hoo, Lord, in this man's town