Yoi Ohanashi de WA!! in 英語コミュのWORLD BUSINESS JOKE

The US president is praying at the white house...
"Oh, God, Please give a peaceful resolution to all controversial
issues between Israel and Palestinans."

"OK. I could grant your wish...but it's impossible during your term."
said God.

The Korean president is also praying at the Ch'ongwadae...
"Oh, God, Please resolve the North-South issue in this country."

"OK. I could grant your wish...but it's impossible during your term."
replied God.

The prime minister of Japan is praying at the office too...
"Oh, God. Please turn the red into the black
in the financial statement of this country."

"OK. I could grant your wish...but it's impossible during 'my' term..."