Yoi Ohanashi de WA!! in 英語コミュのNever lie to your Mom

A Mom comes to visit her son Ken for dinner.....
who lives with a girl room mate Sarah.

During the course of the meal,his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty Ken's,roommate was.She had long been suspicious of
a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Ken and his roommate
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Ken volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Sarah and I are just roommates."

About a week later,Sarah came to Ken saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the silver condiments jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Ken said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the condiments jar from my house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the condiments jar.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever

since you were Here for dinner.

Love, Ken

Several days later, Ken received an email from his Mother which read...

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sarah,

and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sarah.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,

she would have found the condiments jar by now under the pillow...

Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother..........