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Mario in GTA vice city

it's a lie～

oh, no! mario. go to bridge. she's a close.
oh what do you think which way we should go!?
oh! look at that. we've got a flat tire!!!
look! I'll repair that in garage. who's in there?
ah! mamma mia! Luige! we've got pimped our ride!
we need some coins, mario. we have no money.
(speaking Italiano)
Mario! Are you okay?
oh, look! it's a turtle!
what are you doing!?
oh?
you just killed my turtle!
oh my god!
i'm so sorry.
what's going on here?
Luige! let's get out of here!
luigi! it's the princess!
princess! you must come with us!
hold on second. beep 50 bucks.
princess!
maam, do you accept the coin?
come on. princess. quick???
oh no oh no, that's my babe.
mamma mia! what is this?
that's a blood baby.
oh, mario. you must find the mash rooms so you can heal!
i know just the guy.
this is really good (shit) man.
ohoho! haaai. i feel really good!!! look at pretty girl.
jeeze it's really fuzz!
hahahaha--i you're so funny.
look! there's coins everywhere! hahaha (italiano)
mario, no!!!
hahaha hohohohoho
i think i should have drived.
police! put your hands in the air!
he's got the light, take it down!
no!
oh, mamma mia!
(?????)
look! you killed my brother!
(Italiano)
you never take me alive! you murder!!!
oh!
mmhhh. racoon city, it sounds lovely.
stooped monkey.