Vodka LoversコミュのTHE MOST INNOCENT STORY EVER.

(this has nothing to do with vodka but i wanted to share this story with u guys! have fun)

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

゛Miss Bea" he said "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

゛Oh yes" she replied "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown a　few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it　would　prevent the spread of disease. And you know I haven't had a cold all winter!"

This could be better than the flu shot!!!

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[1] mixiユーザー 12月14日 23:06

haha i love sucha jokes.

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a thingy?"
"Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."

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