[Sgt. Bradshaw] All right, hold it where you are! I'm Lieutenant Bradshaw with a piece of advice for ya. Now here in the studio, it's all knuckles and know-how, but when that red light goes off, I'm just plain Harry Ames - citizen, weekend father.
Now, take a tip from a cop who does: Radio work can be just as dirty and exciting as hunting public enemy number one. So, when I get home, my old lady knows what I need - and how! A warm, heapin' bowlful of Loostners Castor Oil Flakes, with real Glycerin Vibra-foam! It doesn't just wash your mouth out; it cleans the whole system, right on down the line!
So, come on, you little rookies! Tell your mom to get on it, and do it every day! Just remember what the guys down at the precinct house sing...
[Singing] Oh, it ain't no use if it ain't got the boost The boost you get from Loostners! Loo--oostne--ers!