A GUY WITH A BLACK EYE BOARDS HIS PLANE BOUND TO PITTSBURG AND SITS DOWN IN HIS SIT. HE IMMEDIATELY NOTICES THAT THE GUY NEXT TO HIM ALSO HAS A BLACK EYE.
HE SAYS TO HIM: HEY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE, WE BOTH HAVE BLACK EYES. MIND IF I ASK HOW YOU GOT YOURS?
SO THE GUY TELL HIM: "WELL, IT JUST HAPPEND, IT WAS A TONGUE TWISTER ACCIDENT, SORT OF. SEE, I WAS AT THE TICKET COUNTER AND THIS GORGEOS BLONDE WITH THE BIGGEST BREAST IN THE WORLD WAS THERE.
SO INSTEAD OF SAYING." I'D LIKE A TICKET TO PITTSBURG, I SAID: I'D LIKE A PICKET TO TITTSBURG" "SHE SOCKED ME ONE."
THE FIRST GUY RESPONDED, "MINE WAS A TONGUE TWISTER TOO."
I WAS AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE AND I WANTED TO SAY TO MY WIFE: " PLEASE POUR ME A BOWL OF CORN FLAKES, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID:
" YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU LOUSY BITCH."
HE SAYS TO HIM: HEY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE, WE BOTH HAVE BLACK EYES. MIND IF I ASK HOW YOU GOT YOURS?
SO THE GUY TELL HIM: "WELL, IT JUST HAPPEND, IT WAS A TONGUE TWISTER ACCIDENT, SORT OF. SEE, I WAS AT THE TICKET COUNTER AND THIS GORGEOS BLONDE WITH THE BIGGEST BREAST IN THE WORLD WAS THERE.
SO INSTEAD OF SAYING." I'D LIKE A TICKET TO PITTSBURG, I SAID: I'D LIKE A PICKET TO TITTSBURG" "SHE SOCKED ME ONE."
THE FIRST GUY RESPONDED, "MINE WAS A TONGUE TWISTER TOO."
I WAS AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE AND I WANTED TO SAY TO MY WIFE: " PLEASE POUR ME A BOWL OF CORN FLAKES, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID:
" YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU LOUSY BITCH."
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