How can you bring yourselves to stick up for soccer (sometimes mistakenly called "football") and this silly sham of a "World" cup? (中略) Most of us Latin American immigrants actually come to America to get away from soccer.
"Man, we don't want your soccer. There's no way Americans are going to buy the idea of 90 minutes of running around without much happening. Thanks for trying guys, but we'll stick to baseball and basketball."
―彼らのサッカーなんていらないんだ。90分間、何も起こらず選手が走っているだけのスポーツなんてアメリカ人が好むわけがない。努力には感謝するけど、僕らは野球とバスケでいいよ―
「soccer or as we call it glorified kick ball. Some pansy men run around in short shorts and get penalized if you bump into one another. Is this the resason it's so popular in school? Even the geeks and nerds can play?」
(サッカーあるいは我々が「偉ぶった球蹴り」と呼んでいるもの。数人のヘタレ野郎たちが短パンはいて走り回り、ちょっとの接触で反則を取られる。これが学校では人気なのは、オタクや最下層の連中でもできるからか?)