Ok since the Answer Question Game went that long, I think I'll mix it up a little more. I figure this could be a good way for everyone on here to contribute.
The rules are simple. You can only write one line/sentence per entry. I'll start off by saying the first line/sentence of the story and the next person adds on top of that one. Ok here we go.
Furious that her husband had lost their meal, she cut him up instead and had roast butcher for dinner. In the meantime, the pigs had recovered their Big Wheel, befriended the scary germ fearing monster, and started a small bed & breakfast made from bricks, where the monster acted as concierge.
Before they could answer, the youngest pig grab the fork and stabbed it into fenomas' hand for forcing them to continue their journey. But fenomas merely shook his head, and
After much discussion, the pigs decided to continue down the road, taking the monster and the fork with them. It wasn't until some time later that they realized
Therefore, for this to be very propitious day for happy unions as well as an amorous experience, I called up my friend, "Diamond Dave" for the Ribeye Steak which I know Dave always has in his refrigerator for such an unforeseen encounter.
Wondering who the first-person character is that had suddenly appeared, the pigs stopped for a tea break, and then, fully satisfied that all other characters had run their course, continued down the road with their new monster friend (who, incidentally, made a delicious cup of tea).
Alas, I gave her my favorite Red/Pink Mon Cheri Rose, and I filled champagne flutes full of tasty champagne, (four flutes, in case I was clumsy again!) :)