☆ENGLISH ONLY☆コミュのMan Laws

The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may
be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must
bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister
is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge
is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature
is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present
for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's
birthday is Strictly optional.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting
event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but
you may never ask who's playing.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a
topless model and only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick or punch another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue
closed. (Raines... wot do I do here?)

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be
treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the
game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports
watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed
woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last
slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better
be talking about his choice of beer.

19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend
of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting
weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

21: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!"
gets an Xbox. End of story.

22: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.