外国人の友達からよくメールでいろんなジョークが送られてくる。
時につまんないけど、その中で結構面白いものも入ってて、smileせずにいられない。
でもそのジョークを日本人の友達に見せると、
「で？」とか、
「これどこが面白いわけ？」ばかりです。。。
「結婚」をテーマにしてるジョークを載せます。
面白いかどうか、みなさんの意見を聞かせてください！
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
時につまんないけど、その中で結構面白いものも入ってて、smileせずにいられない。
でもそのジョークを日本人の友達に見せると、
「で？」とか、
「これどこが面白いわけ？」ばかりです。。。
「結婚」をテーマにしてるジョークを載せます。
面白いかどうか、みなさんの意見を聞かせてください！
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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>>A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
This sentence is best for me.
I thought that these jokes are like a "ayanokouji kimimaro" who is japanise comic storyteller and his speech is a characteristic.
He speaks like contents same as an example but he is popular in Japan.
So I think one of an important factor of fun is how to tell for other people.
文を書くのに四苦八苦です＾＾
ボクは相手への伝え方で面白くもつまらなくもなると思います。
ちなみに「綾小路きみまろ」氏は今でも人気があるかどうかは
良くわかりません（＾．＾；）
This sentence is best for me.
I thought that these jokes are like a "ayanokouji kimimaro" who is japanise comic storyteller and his speech is a characteristic.
He speaks like contents same as an example but he is popular in Japan.
So I think one of an important factor of fun is how to tell for other people.
文を書くのに四苦八苦です＾＾
ボクは相手への伝え方で面白くもつまらなくもなると思います。
ちなみに「綾小路きみまろ」氏は今でも人気があるかどうかは
良くわかりません（＾．＾；）
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
これはねーまさに我が家に当てはまるかも！！だんだんねーお互い聞かなくなるんだよね。。。家は今第二段階かなあーでもそろそろ第三段階に近づいてきた！
ちなみに。。。結婚５年目です！
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
これは、日本語でもあるよね！人の持ってるものはホント良く見える！！
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
これは、寝言で浮気がばれたって事？？
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
夫婦円満の秘訣ですね！！
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
一生払い続けるってことか。。。確かに！！
結構ほほえましいジョークが多いね！俺はすきだなあー
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
これはねーまさに我が家に当てはまるかも！！だんだんねーお互い聞かなくなるんだよね。。。家は今第二段階かなあーでもそろそろ第三段階に近づいてきた！
ちなみに。。。結婚５年目です！
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
これは、日本語でもあるよね！人の持ってるものはホント良く見える！！
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
これは、寝言で浮気がばれたって事？？
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
夫婦円満の秘訣ですね！！
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
一生払い続けるってことか。。。確かに！！
結構ほほえましいジョークが多いね！俺はすきだなあー
だいぶ前に、NHKのTVの中で日本人が英語でジョークを言ってのを
思い出して書いてます。
There was a long line at the funeral.
A woman were watching it.
She wonder,so she asked the mouner.
[Excuse me,whose funeral is this?]
The mouner was lady,and she said,
[This is my mother in law.My dog killed her.]
[Oh,that's really a fort,I'm sorry,but she must
be clever,because so many people come the
funeral....
By the way,could I borrow your dog few days?]
The mouner said,
[Get in the line.]
大分昔に見たので記憶があいまいですが、こんな感じやったと思います。
これは、かなり日本的ですよ。どうですか？
おもろいでしょ？
思い出して書いてます。
There was a long line at the funeral.
A woman were watching it.
She wonder,so she asked the mouner.
[Excuse me,whose funeral is this?]
The mouner was lady,and she said,
[This is my mother in law.My dog killed her.]
[Oh,that's really a fort,I'm sorry,but she must
be clever,because so many people come the
funeral....
By the way,could I borrow your dog few days?]
The mouner said,
[Get in the line.]
大分昔に見たので記憶があいまいですが、こんな感じやったと思います。
これは、かなり日本的ですよ。どうですか？
おもろいでしょ？
>spicy_sweatさん
I know Kimimaro! Isn't he the guy with the wig, glasses and costume? I think he is very funny!!!!!
I like this style of stand-up comedy ^^
＞strawberryさん、かずにゃさん
I am very glad you liked the jokes,
thank you for the comments♪
＞johanさん
I hope you won't mind me make some corrections to your joke...
There was a long line at the funeral.
There was a long line at A funeral.
A woman were watching it.
A woman WAS watching it.
She wonder,so she asked the mouner.
She WAS WONDERING ABOUT IT, so she asked the MOURNER.
[Excuse me,whose funeral is this?]
The mouner was lady,and she said,
The MOURNER, who was a lady, said,
[This is my mother in law.My dog killed her.]
[Oh,that's really a fort,I'm sorry,but she must
[Oh, that's really UNFORTUNATE, I'm sorry. But she must
be clever,because so many people come the funeral....
HAVE BEEN clever, because so many people CAME TO the funeral...
By the way,could I borrow your dog few days?]
By the way,could I borrow your dog FOR A few days?]
The mouRner said,
[Get in the line.]
Indeed, it is a very funny joke!!!!
I know Kimimaro! Isn't he the guy with the wig, glasses and costume? I think he is very funny!!!!!
I like this style of stand-up comedy ^^
＞strawberryさん、かずにゃさん
I am very glad you liked the jokes,
thank you for the comments♪
＞johanさん
I hope you won't mind me make some corrections to your joke...
There was a long line at the funeral.
There was a long line at A funeral.
A woman were watching it.
A woman WAS watching it.
She wonder,so she asked the mouner.
She WAS WONDERING ABOUT IT, so she asked the MOURNER.
[Excuse me,whose funeral is this?]
The mouner was lady,and she said,
The MOURNER, who was a lady, said,
[This is my mother in law.My dog killed her.]
[Oh,that's really a fort,I'm sorry,but she must
[Oh, that's really UNFORTUNATE, I'm sorry. But she must
be clever,because so many people come the funeral....
HAVE BEEN clever, because so many people CAME TO the funeral...
By the way,could I borrow your dog few days?]
By the way,could I borrow your dog FOR A few days?]
The mouRner said,
[Get in the line.]
Indeed, it is a very funny joke!!!!
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