ROBOTS FINAL BLOWOUT: ROBOTS have continuously fought against all living things to create a peaceful machine dominated world for 3 + years, and on December 20th 2007, ROBOTS will have their last stand. U.R.A. members have strategically infiltrated the human enemy compounds, and now the ROBOTS Evil Leader gives the final order, “execute sequence directive 1”. After 140 parties, the ROBOTS FINALE is here. To ignite the fuse, two special guests Chris Liebing and Joris Vorn will join ROBOTS residents Nick AC, Bill Patrick, and Dennis Rodgers to make sure ROBOTS go out with a BANG!
ROBOTS MISSING... After years of fighting the human race the U.R.A have seemingly disappeared into thin air. They were last seen gathered at New York's Museum of Natural History in what witnesses described as a highly volatile and dangerous situation. Since then no one has seen or heard from them.
Officer Stevens warned the public today to be extra cautious stating, "you know when things go quiet it means they're up to something. While I'd like to believe they've gone off to terrorise another planet you just can't trust them. We are advising everyone to be on their guard." Underneath the planetarium some clues were found which the police are still trying to decipher, but things seem to point to two key dates: November 29th and December 20th, which have now been labelled as official code red days.
Despite this, people are buoyant about the news that the Robots may have left earth. One man who is certainly not sad to see the back of them is Father Christmas who has twice been captured and held hostage by the Evil Leader and his cohorts, on one occasion losing several elves to reindeer with laser eyes. "Good riddance as far as I'm concerned" said Father Christmas, "finally we can get on with our lives and enjoy Christmas in Peace".
Whatever you might think one thing is for sure the robots certainly have made an impact. What happens now remains to be seen.....