AxCxコミュのSeth Putnam Services

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GUITAR LESSONS- I HAVE BEEN PLAYING GUITAR FOR 25 YEARS. I INVENTED THE ANAL CUNT BLUR GUITAR SOUND. I PLAYED GUITAR ON A LOT OF THE ANAL CUNT RECORDS, AS WELL AS IN FULL BLOWN A.I.D.S., AND SATAN'S WARRIORS. I WROTE ALMOST ALL OF THE ANAL CUNT SONGS ON GUITAR. I RULE ON GUITAR, AND IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER, OR THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, I CAN SHOW YOU STUFF NO ONE ELSE CAN.

DRUM LESSONS-I HAVE BEEN PLAYING DRUMS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS. I PLAY DRUMS ON ALL THE ANGRY HATE RECORDINGS, SOME OF THE SHIT SCUM RECORDINGS, MOST OF THE VAGINAL JESUS RECORDINGS, AND SOME ANAL CUNT RECORDINGS, ALL IMPALED NORTHERN MOONFOREST RECORDINGS, ETC. ANYWHERE FROM BEGINNER TO GOOD.

VOCAL LESSONS-I HAVE BEEN SINGING/SCREAMING FOR AROUND 22 YEARS. I AM THE SINGER FOR ANAL CUNT AND MANY OTHER BANDS. I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO SCREAM, HOW TO SCREAM WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR THROAT APART, AND HOW TO SING.

PRODUCING RECORDING STUDIO SESSIONS- I HAVE PRODUCED EVERY ANAL CUNT RECORDING, THE INSULT "I WANNA BE A BURN VICTIM" CD, AND THE INSULT SIDE OF THE INSULT/RUIDO SPLIT, THE IMPALED NORTHERN MOONFOREST RECORDINGS, ALL FULL BLOWN A.I.D.S. RECORDINGS, ALL SATANS WARRIORS RECORDINGS, ALL VAGINAL JESUS RECORDINGS, THE LEE MARSHALL CD,AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY BAND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN.

ALL PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE. I AM 100% RELIABLE AND READY TO GO. I WILL TRAVEL IF NECESSARY.

LIMITED EDITION A.C. 20TH ANNIVERSARY SHIRTS

THERE WILL BE ONLY 21 OF THE ANAL CUNT LIMITED EDITION SHIRTS MADE. THEY WILL EACH BE HAND NUMBERED LIKE THIS, 1988-2008. EACH WILL HAVE A UNIQUE YEAR ON IT. RIGHT NOW I HAVE SOLD UP TO 1993. EXAMPLE, I HAVE SOLD 6 SO FAR. THEY ARE NUMBERED LIKE THIS:1988/2008, 1989/2008, 1990/2008, 1991/2008, 1992/2008 AND 1993/2008. THEY HAVE THE COMPLETE ORIGINAL LOGO ON THEM, WHICH WAS ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE FIRST BATCH OF SHIRTS WE MADE IN 1989. THE BACK WILL HAVE A DESIGN WE HAD BACK IN 1991, ALONG WITH YOUR UNIQUE YEAR ON IT. YOU CAN PICK WHETHER YOU WANT A T-SHIRT FOR $75 OR A HOODIE FOR $100. THE PRICE INCLUDES POSTAGE. THEY WILL BE SHIPPED AT THE END OF APRIL, JUST IN TIME TO WEAR IT FOR THE ANAL CUNT 20TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW WITH THE ORIGINAL LINEUP ON MAY 15TH 2008.

PAYPAL ME AT putnamseth@hotmail.com .

BONUS: ANYONE WEARING THIS SHIRT AT THE SHOW WILL GET IN FREE.



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