Daughter:Dad! Peter:I am not your dad.I am Electricman.
Brian:Damnit,Peter, stop it! I gotta tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.
The Jury:We the jury find the defendant Orenthal James Simpson,not guilty Brian: WHAT THE HELL!? Old roommate: YES! Brian:What? Old roommate:What? Brian: Maybe we should get new roommates. Old roommate: Yeah, maybe we should.
Lois: Peter? I know you're in here. Peter: Yes I am Lois... But where? Lois: Peter, if you shock me, I swear to God I'm leaving you. Peter: You'll have to find me first,Lois.Where could I be? Lois: Well there's a Quonset hut that I've never seen in this room before. I gotta figure you're in there. Peter: How do you know, Lois? I could be in that New York Style magazine kiosk. Lois: Peter, this all looks very expensive. Peter: Yes, you might say it was... shockingly expensive. Lois: I'm going to try the Quonset hut. Peter: I was in the bathroom. The hut and the kiosk? Decoys, Lois, decoys!