Join the Dolph empire! The sooner you join, the more important your role in the new world will be, and the lesser your risk of død ved kølle. To those of you who are not familiar with Dolph, he is a blue hippopotamus who currently resides in the southern parts of Scandinavia. From there he plots a coup to overthrow society. Also, for your ignorance, you must dø ved kølle!
Our great leader's long-term strategy is simple, yet brilliant. Through sleek propaganda on the Danish national television broadcast, he is spreading the word of Dolphinism, and thus indoctrinating the general population to follow him.
When he has built an army worthy of his command, the German blitzkrieg will seem like The Great War.
Ultimately, when Dolph has reached the utmost peaks of power, you do not wish to be his enemy, or even slightly disliked by him. So join now before it is too late!