I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT COMING TO JAPAN. IT HAS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE FOR OVER FORTY YEARS. YOUR CULTURE, TRADITIONS, HUMANITY, POLITENESS, PRIDE AND HONOR HAS LONG INTRIGUED ME. I KNOW WITHOUT STEPPING ONE FOOT ON YOUR TREASURED SHORES THAT I WILL BE ENCHANTED AND WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU I WILL HAVE GROWN AND BEEN ENLIGHTEN BY BEING IN YOUR PRESENCE. THOUGH I WILL ONLY BE THERE WITH YOU FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, I KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE IN THE WORLD MY TRAVELS WILL TAKE ME I WILL ALWAYS LONG FOR THE ISLAND OF MY DREAM. NOW I KNOW THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE CORNY COMING FROM "THE WORLDS GREATEST ZOMBIE KILLER" BUT EVEN LARGE ZOMBIE KILLERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO OCCASIONALLY DROP THE CURTAIN AND TAKE A CHANCE OF SHOWING HOW YOU TRULY FEEL. NO MATTER HOW IT SOUNDS.
SO GET READY ALL YOU ZOMBIE FREAKS. COME DRESSED UP, COME AS YOU ARE. BRING YOUR PARENTS, BRING YOUR CHILDREN. THIS IS A HISTORICAL EVENT THAT I INTEND TO TAKE IT ALL IN AND ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF IT AND SO WILL YOU...................THAT'S AN ORDER!