たいら倉庫コミュのGods up there

Gods up there

Which one makes me happy?
Which one gets me a sweet honey?
Which one gets me an eternal life?
Which one gives me a life after I die?

Which one makes me famous?
Which one sends me to the perfect world?
Which one makes me a wizard ?
Which one gives me an E.T finger?

There are so many gods up there
don't know who is good & who is bad
Can any gods show me any achivement?
What's the difference. Maybe even me can be a god!

Which one I don't need to be sacrifice?
Which one I don't need pray every night?
Which one makes me rich?
Which one gets me a beer when I am thirsty?

Bless me if you can Bless me if you can
lightning me invisible me cut the sea half
You can do nothing how can you be a god?
I don't get it. You wise? or they just fool ass?

どいつがオレをハッピーにしてくれる？
どいつがオレにスイートハニーちゃんを連れてきてくれる？
どいつがオレに永遠の命をくれる？
どいつ？死んだあと命をくれるのは？

どいつがオレを有名にしてくれる？
どいつがオレをパーフェクトワールドに送ってくれる？
どいつがオレを魔法使いにしてくれる？
どいつがオレにETの指をくれる？

“神様”　うじゃうじゃ、ぎょうさんいすぎやろ！
どいつが“ええもん”でどいつが“わるもん”やねん。
実績でもあるなら見せてみろよ
こんなけおるけど何が違うねん？　多分オレごときにでもなれんちゃう？
“神様”ってやつに。

どいつ？おれが犠牲にならなくていいのは？
どいつ？毎晩祈らなくていいのは？
どいつがオレを金持ちにしてくれる？
どいつ？のどが渇いたらビール買ってきてくれるのは？

俺を助けてみてくれよ　俺を祝福してみてくれよ
落雷させて　透明にして　海を２つに割ってみて
なんにもできひんやんけ。よくそれで神様が務まるなぁ。
わからん。あんたが賢いのか　やつらがあほなのか