Christopher Lambert. Few words can describe this man. But if you were in a situation where a few word had to be picked, and you didn't have a whole lot of time to think of anything, most people would say things like, "bad" and "actor" and "oh god, isn't he raiden in mortal kombat?". But i am not most people. If i were asked this question, i would respond by saying, Christopher Lambert is a man of many roles. Whether he's fighting monsters while doing backflips, escaping space prisons, or growing his hair out and saying things like 'argghhhh!!!', he'll always have that little bit of flair, that pizzaz that shows he is an actor to be reckoned with. who can forget some immortal moments as:
"Let's USE this salt shaker to SHUTTLE our way over to the ESCAPE hatch, hey, maybe TOMORROW NIGHT we can eat some cheetos and maybe go hang out by the AFT EMERGENCY EXIT"
"grahh! I'm gonna kill you monster!"
Lines like these! you can't just make them up! well, you can, i guess. but that's only after the fact. i mean, hindsight is 20/20 and all. but really, shouldn't it be more like 20/16? 20/20 is pretty good, but if you're making judgements about the path you really should aim for 20/16. where was i? ah yes. if you like lambert as much as i do, and i'm sure you do, then join up!
"I'm a legitimate actor, really!"
-Christopher Lambert, August 2005